Posts by stan livedeath

at least in our congregation, it was a dramatic event (this is what i can remember from back in the mid-late 60's or early 70's when i was a kid).. at the end of the service meeting, just before singing the final song, the brother would announce, "we have a letter that must be read.

the "congregation servant" (my grandfather or later my father) would then slowly walk from the back of the kh to the platform.

stan livedeath

i remember hearing my pioneer partner's older brother being d/f for adultery. that would be about 1963.

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2019 JW Statistics

by Attewc in

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here is the updated chart based on jw.org provided statistics found here: link to 2019 statistics.

anything that stands out to you ?.

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stan livedeath

what does it mean.." money spent on pioneers '?

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Is wifi sensitivity the new chemical sensitivity?

by purrpurr in

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several of the jws i know have recently graduated/incorporated wifi sensitivity into their (self) diagnosis of chemical sensitivity.

they seem to be particularly terrified of the new 5g, with some even believing that it's the new 5g that's causing coronavirus in china.

the fact that even though they maybe able to turn off their own wifi but will still have all the other wifi signals around them doesn't seem to occur to these jws.

stan livedeath

hardly surprising these dubs think like this--after all it takes a certain kind of mentality to fall for the watchtower scam in the first place.

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Kh's will be gone in 5 years! Here's how it will work

by nowwhat? in

besides the media center they are going to build in n.y. it's been noted they are also building one and a studio in australia.

there is no way donations can cover these massive projects.

so the money will have to come from the sale of the remaining halls.

stan livedeath

It used to be the norm in the UK to rent places for weekly meetings. Often school's for evening and sunday sessions. Very few actual KHs back then..the 60s.

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the Watchtower guide to sex.

by stan livedeath in

it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

stan livedeath

here we have a photograph of a happily married christian couple..he an elder, both pioneers, enjoying their marital relations in the approved missionary position:

remember--its in the dark with the light out.

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the Watchtower guide to sex.

by stan livedeath in

it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

stan livedeath

hey STADD no need to cover it all in one paragraph.

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The end is so close now....

by punkofnice in

aren't they tiring out from saying this now?.

a jobo pimi-lite i know has a terminal illness (no names, no pack drill), was told, 'hold on, the end is so close.

the pimi-lite said they will need to hold on to their 'go bags(tm), then!.

stan livedeath

i think when they say the last days..they mean THEIR last days.

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the Watchtower guide to sex.

by stan livedeath in

it occurs to me the gb probably dont have much experience when it comes (!

) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.. it is well known a lot of jw's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the watchtower guide to sex should prove to be very worthwhile.. any jw courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.. copies are not available to any single bros and sisters.. all and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

so--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:.

stan livedeath

It occurs to me the GB probably dont have much experience when it comes (!) to marital sex guidance, so i think its only fair and reasonable we should put together a few hints to help them publish a suitable guide.

It is well known a lot of JW's get married in order to have sex, and all to frequently the marriages fail, possibly due to sexual problems, so the Watchtower Guide to Sex should prove to be very worthwhile.

Any JW courting couple intending to get married should be allowed to have a copy of the guide, and should only be available by a special order through the body of elders.

Copies are NOT available to any single bros and sisters.

All and any advice in it must adhere to bible principles, and certainly no salty language or smut will be allowed.

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So--to get this started--and in no particular order--here is my first suggestion:

Positions for sexual intercourse:

there is only one biblically approved position for sex..known in the world as The Missionary Position. This takes place under the bedclothes ..in darkness. ( more to follow..)

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over to you guys and gals, feel free to participate.